How to evade the Police Cops
Oliver Clearwater is a skilled master of illusion and evasion. He once invaded fifteen Police Cop cruisers, five canine units, and two...
20 things we all think when we watch TITANIC
As I was watching TITANIC for the million-and-oneth-time I came over some thoughts, and then I thought, 'cookie?' and THEN I thought:...
Dating: the pick up
Here's how you get a girlfriend, and if you want to get a boyfriend, wait until they try to get you first, it's weird if a girl asks a...
No, it's not real music
Yeah, I said it, rap music is trash. It doesn't make sense, and it is NOT real music. It's people talking fast and calling it rap. And...
The Weegie Board
Have you ever been messing around in the basement of a Girls Scout meeting place and found your friends DO know how to levitate? Or maybe...
Careful! Fire is hot!
Your house is on fire, you're in your underwear because you were watching Animal Planet with your buddies all day. What do you...
There are Two types of Mystic.
Two types of Mystic. Optimistic, Pessimistic. According to my Thesaurus, they're antonyms, so that means they mean the same thing, but...
Firearm Safety Test
There it is. The firearm safety test, and if you haven't been forced to do it, you've been tied to a chair at gunpoint and THREATENED to...