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Tuesday Night Butter Knives.
Make way for the new year! The first post of this year is going to be an advice column. My advice to you is: Do not make the same...
Santa Claus
As festivities near, we look up to the sky. We dream of a man named Santa Claus. What is he doing? Breaking and entering? No. Santa is...
The highlife.
Don't you just love being in debt? Wrong. Debt is for phonies. I'm not a phony. Here's a few tips and tricks for getting rid of debt:...


The Wastelander's Guide To The Apocalypse
So, look here. The apocalypse is on its way. And you just haven't studied for it yet! So why don't you make like a tree, and STUDY SUPER...


Jack Ryan 2018
The new Jack Ryan movie comes out in 2018. Before we talk about that, let's see some of the earlier Jack Ryan movies. John Patrick Ryan...
Societies...Societys? Societi?
All over the world are society ies... And I've come from months of isolation to rant about them. Yes. I was gone for so long because me...
A Well-Balanced Breakfast
SO! Look what you got yourself into! You're fat now! And who ever heard of MICROWAVING your oatmeal!? What a crone! Now this is gonna...
Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin' Jokes
Have you ever been sitting, minding your own business, when someone tells you a stupid joke? WARNING!AVOID SAYING THESE EVER! "I couldn't...
On Tour Questions For Oliver Clearwater
I am currently on tour right now, and I'm supposed to answer questions I get from my fans on Tweeter or whatever bird thing that social...