Santa Claus

As festivities near, we look up to the sky. We dream of a man named Santa Claus. What is he doing? Breaking and entering? No. Santa is not a human. In fact, he is a cryptid.

Don't agree with me? Think about these facts here:

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SANTA CLAUSE is only seen around when the time is right, as with most cryptids.

All cryptids live in a rough terrain, making them difficult to find or hunt. Santa lives on an icy, snowy, cold, cruel island in the middle of the ocean. He can also disappear and reappear any time he likes.

If you rearrange the letters in SANTA CLAUSE and add an M you get MLATAC SNUES-AN. Which is translated into English from some language that exists somewhere, as "Creepy Spooky Predator Red And Fat". This could mean many things, such as a monster who eats beets, or an IPod in the Kitchen with Bowling Balls, but we think it is referring to SANTA CLAUS.

Santa has little helpers. Sound a bit like SLAVES? Santa is enslaving the small Hobbits that we've recently found skeletons of. Santa, where did you get Hobbits? Oh silly, silly Santa.

Santa has FLYING animals. Sound a bit like an Ahool? Or maybe Mothman?

Anyways, my point is, we can't go hunting for Santa. He does us good. Yes, he'll break into our house and steal our cookies but he's not a human. He's of no subject to our human laws. He pays no tax. We just have to let him be. If he decides to turn himself in, for whatever reason, it's not like he'll have a huge court trial and be imprisoned. He's a cryptid. And I'm sure I have more points and evidence to support this theory in our files, but I'd like to invite you, yes, you viewer to contact our team if you have any supporting evidence. But no questions. They're annoying.

And as always,