Societies...Societys? Societi?

All over the world are society ies... And I've come from months of isolation to rant about them.

Yes. I was gone for so long because me and my team and I were filming a reality TV show that probably will never come out. First, we survived in the Falkland states, yes, South Africa, for a week and a half, then we were flown up to Scotland in cargo jets. In Scotland we were forced to eat sheep and goats and snakes and whatnot, until finally, we were done. And now I feel much better and much stronger. That explains the absence of new posts for the long time.

Societies. In the Falkland states, we encountered many societies, mainly focusing on how much they hated the English. Lots of gunpowder was involved. We fended off the angry mobs with sticks and stones. We resolved the situation, sadly, with excessive bloodshed. Good thing nobody got hurt.

In Scotland...they didn't have societies. They had associations. "The Nessie Defense Association", "The Nessie Alliance Association", "The Roger Daughtry Fan Club Association" and so on. But my favorite society today has got to be the Flat Earthers Society. They claim to "have members all over the globe". Recently they branched out to be the "Flat Earthers Humane Vegan Feminist Destroy All Humans Society"

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

I was going somewhere with that, but now I forgot.

And now some complaints.

The John Smiths

Why do you have so many members? It's annoying.

TWPFBC

Why do all of you hate yourselves? Stop being edgy.

The Guardian

Why are you so wrinkly?

Maryland Forest Services

Stop using the same badge as the Maryland Park Services.

Indian Complaint Board

Give me more stuff to complain about.

NYPD

DO YOUR JOB YOU HIPPIES.

Jordan

You smell bad.

Any more complaints? Please comment on your complaints.