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Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin' Jokes

  • Joseph J. Freeman
  • May 11, 2017
  • 1 min read

Have you ever been sitting, minding your own business, when someone tells you a stupid joke?

WARNING!AVOID SAYING THESE EVER!

"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me."

The man who said this was dead in five minutes.

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. BAH-DUMM-TSS!"

"I went to by some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any."

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them."

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CLICHES.

TOO LATE. YOU GOT ME STARTED ON CLICHES.

Clichés. Most clichés started out as clever comments, colorful expressions, or highly descriptive similes. People liked them and repeated them. However, just like a popular song on the radio that finally gets tiresome, the clichés have "worn out their welcome" (to use a cliché). They are no longer fresh, and they often cause groans rather than nods of agreement or smiles of amusement. It is best to leave them out of your writing unless you have a special purpose for using them. Here is a list to help you recognize clichés as you hear them.

He's as sharp as a tack.

It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

I see him once in a blue moon.

He talked to her as smooth as silk.

Well, that's why they pay you the big bucks.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

No pain, no gain.

You can't tell a book by its cover.

Beauty is only skin deep.

That's life!

If you ever ever ever ever ever EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER REPEAT ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS I WILL PERSONA


 
 
 

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