20 things we all think when we watch TITANIC
- Oliver Clearwater
- Mar 16, 2017
- 1 min read
As I was watching TITANIC for the million-and-oneth-time I came over some thoughts, and then I thought, 'cookie?' and THEN I thought: 'Don't great minds think alike? The people who read my blog will think the same way as I.'
So, just in case you're not a great mind, here's what the rest of us are thinking.
1. Yes! You ARE a wizard!!!! Freak!! Oh... wrong movie? Ahem, sorry.
1 1/2 . Geez. You guys don't have to kiss ALL THE %$#@ TIME!
2. Dude, you're fat. Use that money to lose weight.
3. It would be cool if Leo had a Scottish accent.
4. CELINE DION??!!!???/11!!! REALLY!!??!?!
5. Come on, come on, where's the ice berg already? This is torture!
6. GAAAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA!!! UUURRRRGGGHHH!!!!
7. Wow nice party. I wish my wedding was at least HALF this good.
8. YES! NOW DIE YOUR FREAKING PEOPLE
9. Geez, Leo. Just drown already.
10. SERIOUSLY? WHEN are you going to freeze to death!?
11. No...money won't ACTUALLY save you. Unless you bought a boat made out of money...
12. SHE'S JUST A DUMB GIRL! LEAVE HER!
13. That guy's head must seriously hurt by now.
14. How does a huge boat just split in half anyways?
15. A whole boat of frozen people...? .... . . . .... . . . ...Cool!
16. I hope they all die.
17. YES THEY ALL DIED!
18. Oh well... I guess we HAVE to let the girl live. Dang it.
19. Where did that bomb come from?
20. Worst three hours of my life. Let's watch the bonus features.
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