No, it's not real music

Yeah, I said it, rap music is trash. It doesn't make sense, and it is NOT real music. It's people talking fast and calling it rap.

And the "beat" is just banging a pot with a skillet and grinding sandpaper against a chalkboard.

AND the people who talk super fast, have stupid names. "M&M, Little Waine, Two-Chains, 50 scents"???

If you think adding a beat to a BIDDING WAR is music? Think again!

Let me tell you something... I think it's worse than POP COUNTRY. Or even HIP HOP, or SMOOTH JAZZ!!!

Let me prove to you, it's a big fat lie.

Oh yeah, and pull up your trousers, slick.

Hip-hop, (I almost vomit at the mere mention of it,) is crap also.

Sorry for my language.

Now I have DEFINITELY proved to you that hip-hop is terrible. And also rap. Rap before hip-hop was fine.

*American National Anthem*

Now go spread the word!

-Word to your mother-