There are Two types of Mystic.

Two types of Mystic.

Optimistic,

Pessimistic.

According to my Thesaurus, they're antonyms, so that means they mean the same thing, but they still have different definitions.

Let's look at Pessimistic.

My favorite type of Mystic. Whenever something bad happens, I take out my wand and sort the situation.

You see, I live in a dystopian society, and that means things are always good. So I never need to use my powers of Pessimistic-ism.

Be careful, you might find yourself working for Vord Lordemort.

Optimism. I despise it with all of my heart. I squirm and almost vomit when the very mere MENTION of this word turns up anywhere in my day. So I'm not touching this subject with a ten-foot pole.

And the second first type of mystic is, you're just demon possessed.

Stay away from those weegie boards.

It's the topic of my next post.