Dating: the pick up

Here's how you get a girlfriend, and if you want to get a boyfriend, wait until they try to get you first, it's weird if a girl asks a guy out.

#1 TAKE A SHOWER

You'll be surprised how far a little can go.

#2 Get that $#@&$$%#@&er alone.

Giver her something like a chocolate. Girls love crap like that. I think.

#4 Say something nice

Complement her. Say something like "I like your.... ... ..... .. ... um ...... .. ... ... .... ... ...... ... .. ..... .. .. . .... .... ... ... ...... .....shoes?"

You could just say "Are you a camp fire? 'Cause you're hot and I want s' more."

"Hey girl, if you were a chicken, you would be impeccable." or "If I had to rate you 1-10 I'd rate you 9 because I'm the one you are missing." "Excuse me but I think you dropped something...MY JAW" "Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!" "Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!"

#5 Ask

Ask for her number, if she doesn't have one, ask her out. Say something subtle, like "Hey, you're pretty. Wanna go out?"

#6 After you picked her up on your scooter, take her to McDonalds

That's right. She'll love it. Tell her she looks like that one gay guy on America's Got Talent.

#7 And lastly...

Don't pay for ANYTHING.