The Weegie Board

Have you ever been messing around in the basement of a Girls Scout meeting place and found your friends DO know how to levitate? Or maybe the Ouija board's name IS Johnathan? SOME Ouija boards are ACTUALLY possessed but Hasbro has created a "family" game called Ouija board. It is only using science. It has felt sliders at the bottom of the magnifying glass thingy, and if a lot of people put their hands on it, they expect to see an answer, so the microscopic muscles in their fingers make it move. For more information, click on the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpmj-2jiHk

Here's some tips and how to avoid being possessed.

#1 Quit the Girl Scouts

Now, as UN-FUN as that may seem, trust me. It's not worth it to get your body possessed and four years later you wake up in a ditch wearing the same clothes covered in cookie crumbs.

#2 Read your Bible every day

Psalm 1:2 says "But his delight is in the Law of the LORD and on that law he meditates day and night."

#3 Run.

Otherwise you might become a paralytic.

#4 Cast out demons

OBVIOUSLY they can't be trusted.

#5 Destroy

That triangle with the cool stone in the middle, yeah, ignore it. Or break it.

#6 Run.

If someone is conjuring flame atronachs literally just run.

This wasn't much, but thanks anyways.