Careful! Fire is hot!
- Oliver Clearwater
- Mar 9, 2017
- 1 min read
Your house is on fire, you're in your underwear because you were watching Animal Planet with your buddies all day.
What do you do?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!111!!!?!/?/1!11!!!!???
First...make sure the kitchen isn't blocked off. Go INTO the kitchen and get anything for roasting e.g. hot dogs, marshmallows, apples, etc.
If you don't have time for that, follow these steps:
1. Dive under that burning pillar
2. Wall run over those pointy chair legs
3. Shimmy on the wall and climb up to the air duct
4. Put a gas mask on (make sure it can also filter out smoke. These can be found on eBay)
5. Make your way to the lobby of the building (or the front door of your mansion)
6. Drop out onto the NOT BURNING floor.
7. Slide under the burning table
8. Do a perfect 10 backflip over the sofa Make sure this guy is impressed
9. Open the front door |
10. Run out in SLOW MOTION as the house explodes behind you and you're in your underwear. |
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